Delhi Metro: New features!!

Its been a year since I have been out of Delhi.I have been missing Delhi Metro rides a lot all along. But now, when I am back in Delhi and travelling through Delhi metro everyday,I find a huge change in its dynamics. Some changes are for the better while some have worsened the case of Delhi metro for me.These are some of the things which I felt while travelling in Metro in last 15 days:

• # The first compartment is full of girls and the second compartment is comparatively empty and full of young boys. This remembers me of the song "Mere samne wali khidki m ek chand ka tukra rehta hai".
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• #  The people who are waiting outside the metro to get in, have become much more generous. They let people to come out of the train first, before getting in. However, I still don't know why they hate the last person who is getting out. They make sure that they push that last person back in train and make him/her travel with them for one more station. Is it some reward for him??
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• #  I use to hear ladies talking about sarees. But now in train, you can hear uncles discussing prices, from mango to onion, they discuss it all. Why don't they discuss aunties??
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• #  The carefree girls of Delhi are the ones who travel in all the compartments except the ones reserved for them. These girls believe in thought - 'why should boys have all the fun'. You can stare these girls for long as they are always busy listening to music on their phone or messaging.
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• #  Don't get into any kind of argument with any of the uncles in the morning. They all are freshly beaten by their jaanemans. So they all are set to pass on that love to you.
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• #  Now, couples not only go to movie theaters to express their love, they travel in fully loaded metros to have their luxury time being close to each other. Lucky people, Shiv Sena is currently unaware of this. Otherwise no couple would have been allowed to travel in metro.
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• #  Last, but not the least, I am now regular Delhi Metro traveler. :)