liar...
are u really single??
com'n u cant be single...
how come u single???
don't hide..u don't have any chance on me...
don't try to flirt out here...
These are few of the lines (or punches) I have been hearing in the last few days or months or years...Shit years...!!..People somehow don't believe that I'm single or don't want to believe....as if every girl is running behind me... or am i dude... or am i teetotaler..or am I the only boy left single...Somehow I'm enjoying this singlehood..(dil pe pathar rakh k bolna padta hai..).. But I can reason out the few of the advantages of being single...So here it goes:
1) You cant post videos of 'Pyar Ka Punchnama' on your facebook wall without having fight your gf..
2) You can add as many friends on your list as you want (girls of course...if you gonna add boys then you will always remain single)
3) You can wear t-shirts like this and claim your prize...
4) You are not required to give your daily updates to anyone...starting from how you go to loo.. to how you gonna sleep...
5) You can comment anything on your your friends pics..(girls by default)
6) You are allowed to booze and smoke as much as you want without hiding from anyone...
7) You can flirt with any girl you want...
8) You can have so many friends who are girls and can go for movie with them...just you two...
9) You can wear any color you want...or without color will also work..
10) You are not required to think of ways to prove to your gf that you really love her..
11) You can say "love u" to any girl...because for gf it is "i love u"
12) You can go to disc with anyone..I guess I don't need to explain it further
13) You can talk to anyone on phone..no one will question you to whom were you talking
14) You can say "you were busy" but not to gf..for her it is "you were busy just to escape from her"
15) You can become rich by saving your phone bills
You can do anything and everything you want..But you cant do what your heart want..because you cant hear to your heart when its with you..You hear your heart only when it is with someone else..You can smile anytime..But you can't smile everytime thinking about her..
I'm not single by choice..but by luck...:)
are u really single??
com'n u cant be single...
how come u single???
don't hide..u don't have any chance on me...
don't try to flirt out here...
These are few of the lines (or punches) I have been hearing in the last few days or months or years...Shit years...!!..People somehow don't believe that I'm single or don't want to believe....as if every girl is running behind me... or am i dude... or am i teetotaler..or am I the only boy left single...Somehow I'm enjoying this singlehood..(dil pe pathar rakh k bolna padta hai..).. But I can reason out the few of the advantages of being single...So here it goes:
1) You cant post videos of 'Pyar Ka Punchnama' on your facebook wall without having fight your gf..
2) You can add as many friends on your list as you want (girls of course...if you gonna add boys then you will always remain single)
3) You can wear t-shirts like this and claim your prize...
4) You are not required to give your daily updates to anyone...starting from how you go to loo.. to how you gonna sleep...
5) You can comment anything on your your friends pics..(girls by default)
6) You are allowed to booze and smoke as much as you want without hiding from anyone...
7) You can flirt with any girl you want...
8) You can have so many friends who are girls and can go for movie with them...just you two...
9) You can wear any color you want...or without color will also work..
10) You are not required to think of ways to prove to your gf that you really love her..
11) You can say "love u" to any girl...because for gf it is "i love u"
12) You can go to disc with anyone..I guess I don't need to explain it further
13) You can talk to anyone on phone..no one will question you to whom were you talking
14) You can say "you were busy" but not to gf..for her it is "you were busy just to escape from her"
15) You can become rich by saving your phone bills
You can do anything and everything you want..But you cant do what your heart want..because you cant hear to your heart when its with you..You hear your heart only when it is with someone else..You can smile anytime..But you can't smile everytime thinking about her..
I'm not single by choice..but by luck...:)
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4 comments:
gyaan varsha...ho rahi..hai...acha hai..
varsha nahi....dard...:p
all i have to say is ,"Tushar , are you single? Really ? I dont believe you " :P :)
as fortunately as u are..:p
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