Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Last Day......

Last day...Last day..Ya last day is the day which makes us realize our life...By life I mean all the moments of our life..We just keep on living our life; but the moment any last day comes..We realize what life is..What all moments we have lived in those past days..Why cant we have such last days each second to have moments each second or to realize life each second..

Our few Last Days:

# Before being born - kicking in all directions inside mom's pouch and crying
# Before going to school for first time - crying and hiding behind mom
# Before 'pee'ing in your shorts - act as the world's most innocent child who doesn't know from where the water is about to come
# Before learning to write on notebook - writing all over the walls and smiling when someones scolds
# Before learning to ride cycle - ask dad or grandpa to hold and make you ride the world
# Before using pens to write - buying all kinds of pens as if I'm gonna do all the writing henceforth
# Before exam day - who made the exams and why exams come so early
# Before passing the school - you started loving all your teachers whom you hated the most
# Before the exam results - praying to god, "m 101 ka prasad chadaunga"
# Before college's first day - what to wear..how to impress girls/ attract boys..how to be dude/babes
# Before the assignment submittion night - next time I will do myself..just someone share it with me this time
# Before writing first love letter - imagining yourself as SRK
# Before going on first date - watching all hindi movies and learning all the romantic dialogues
# Before talking to girl for the first time -  just rattafying what all you gonna talk
# Before holding girl's hand for first time - checking 100 times if your hand is clean
# Before going to kiss girl for first time - thinking all night will she like it or not
# Before loosing your virginity - reading all the instructions again and again as if its the toughest exam to clear
# Before the first placement interview - all night imaging yourself in front of interviewer and telling yourself continuously that you not gonna be frighten
# Before last day of college - all high and singing all the dosti-yaari songs and confessing to each other
# Before going away from your best friend - asking him/her to call you daily and keep giving all updates
# Before getting the first salary - making budgets which sums to double of our salary
# Before drinking for the first time - "just gonna try it once"
# Before going away from the home for first time - all happy to enjoy the freedom and sad to lose the freedom
# Before the first project delivery date - praying all night and repeatedly trying to remember if you checked all precautions
# Before seeing the girl for marriage - hoping her to be like your dream girl
# Before the marriage day - planning honeymoon and ******
# Before your first night - "                    "
# Before becoming father/mother - holding your spouse's hand and eyes glittering to see your kids in your hands
# Before your kid actually starts walking - holding his hand and trying every hard to make him walk
# Before your kid's first day at school - buying him the best school bag and water-bottle 
# Before you being hospitalized - resisting and asking yourself, "who will take care of my kids after me"
# Before buying first car for your child - imaging the worth of smile on his face seeing the gift
# Before losing your closed ones - remembering all the beautiful moments and praying to give your life to him/her
# Before being on dead bed - confessing for all your wrong deeds and praying to forgive you for them
# Before your break-up - **blog post like this**

    Thursday, June 9, 2011

    Com'n...why cant I be single??

    liar...
    are u really single??
    com'n u cant be single...
    how come u single???
    don't hide..u don't have any chance on me...
    don't try to flirt out here...

    These are few of the lines (or punches) I have been hearing in the last few days or months or years...Shit years...!!..People somehow don't believe that I'm single or don't want to believe....as if every girl is running behind me... or am i dude... or am i teetotaler..or am I the only boy left single...Somehow I'm enjoying this singlehood..(dil pe pathar rakh k bolna padta hai..).. But I can reason out the few of the advantages of being single...So here it goes:

    1) You cant post videos of 'Pyar Ka Punchnama' on your facebook wall without having fight your gf..
    2) You can add as many friends on your list as you want (girls of course...if you gonna add boys then you will always remain single)
    3) You can wear t-shirts like this and claim your prize...

    4) You are not required to give your daily updates to anyone...starting from how you go to loo.. to how you gonna sleep...
    5) You can comment anything on your your friends pics..(girls by default)
    6) You are allowed to booze and smoke as much as you want without hiding from anyone...
    7) You can flirt with any girl you want...
    8) You can have so many friends who are girls and can go for movie with them...just you two...
    9) You can wear any color you want...or without color will also work..
    10) You are not required to think of ways to prove to your gf that you really love her..
    11) You can say "love u" to any girl...because for gf it is "i love u"
    12) You can go to disc with anyone..I guess I don't need to explain it further
    13) You can talk to anyone on phone..no one will question you to whom were you talking
    14) You can say "you were busy" but not to gf..for her it is "you were busy just to escape from her"
    15) You can become rich by saving your phone bills

    You can do anything and everything you want..But you cant do what your heart want..because you cant hear to your heart when its with you..You hear your heart only when it is with someone else..You can smile anytime..But you can't smile everytime thinking about her..

    I'm not single by choice..but by luck...:)