Delhi Metro: New features!!

Its been a year since I have been out of Delhi.I have been missing Delhi Metro rides a lot all along. But now, when I am back in Delhi and travelling through Delhi metro everyday,I find a huge change in its dynamics. Some changes are for the better while some have worsened the case of Delhi metro for me.These are some of the things which I felt while travelling in Metro in last 15 days:

• # The first compartment is full of girls and the second compartment is comparatively empty and full of young boys. This remembers me of the song "Mere samne wali khidki m ek chand ka tukra rehta hai".
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• #  The people who are waiting outside the metro to get in, have become much more generous. They let people to come out of the train first, before getting in. However, I still don't know why they hate the last person who is getting out. They make sure that they push that last person back in train and make him/her travel with them for one more station. Is it some reward for him??
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• #  I use to hear ladies talking about sarees. But now in train, you can hear uncles discussing prices, from mango to onion, they discuss it all. Why don't they discuss aunties??
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• #  The carefree girls of Delhi are the ones who travel in all the compartments except the ones reserved for them. These girls believe in thought - 'why should boys have all the fun'. You can stare these girls for long as they are always busy listening to music on their phone or messaging.
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• #  Don't get into any kind of argument with any of the uncles in the morning. They all are freshly beaten by their jaanemans. So they all are set to pass on that love to you.
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• #  Now, couples not only go to movie theaters to express their love, they travel in fully loaded metros to have their luxury time being close to each other. Lucky people, Shiv Sena is currently unaware of this. Otherwise no couple would have been allowed to travel in metro.
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• #  Last, but not the least, I am now regular Delhi Metro traveler. :)

Dil tookre tookre ho gaya...Lekin us din m jaldi so gaya..

Below is what happens when you are in MBA college and subjects like micro-economics, statistics and accounts becomes everything in your life. Day and night the only thing you are able to see are the books, ppt of these subjects. The time you get to relax is spent is thinking how to get freedom from MBA college and curse yourself why I decided to do MBA. And when all these thoughts are running in your mind and you have one awesome friend who is one step in front of you in wasting time on Facebook. You never know that under all such pressure you can form one great record-breaking, fantabulous ghiisi-piiti shayari....The credits for the below song goes to me and my friend Richa.

Dil tookre tookre ho gaya...lekin us din m jaldi so gaya..
Tujhe sota dekh dil baag baag ho gya, lekin itne me tu jaag gaya..

Itna pyar usse ho gaya...lekin m dil kisi aur ko de gaya.
Usne tera dil liya nahi, keh k "fata note chalega nahi"..

Uske intezar m marta raha...aur ye note fatt ta raha..
Fat fat k ek din sikkke me badal jaega tu, uske pyar me chillar hi kehlaega tu..

Chillar kehlane se bhagta nahi...lekin mere peeche bhi koi bhagta nahi..
Dil tookre tookre ho gaya...lekin us din m jaldi so gaya...


Dil tookre tookre ho gaya...lekin us din m jaldi so gaya...
Tu akela tha kya akela hi reh jaega, ladkiyon se bolo stock me ye maal wapas nai aega..

Aadhi shadi shuda already hai..n aadhi shadi mujhse nahi karti hai...
Pehli aadhi out of scope kar, meri maan second aadhi pe concentrate kar....

Koi to tere talent ko pehchanegi, wo din door nahi tere peeche 10 ladkiyan bhaagegi
10 ladkiyan jis din bhagegi...hatho m sandal le kar ayengi..

Sandal le k hi sahi peeche to aayi, kis ko pta k kisne kitni kyu khai..
Dil tookre tookre ho gaya...lekin us din m jaldi so gaya...

I didn't ask for corner seats!!

Corner seats used to be the hottest seats for everyone, at least at one point in life. If not, then there really is something wrong with you. Either you don't know about existence of corner seats or you feel that these are for some special lucky people or you know but you are too shy to accept. However, there is no need to go so deep into all these thoughts, as there are actually many benefits of corner seats. Benefits of which the ones using the corner seats should be proud of. Well, I hope you are not so dumb to realize that I am talking about corner seats in a movie hall !!!

Now lets see how many benefits you know:

• * On weekends these are the seats which are filled in last and on weekdays these seats get filled first.
• * You are not supposed to move your eyes from left to right to watch the movie. Just concentrate in one direction and one angle.
• *  You should pay extra for the sound as speakers are nearest to you.
• *  In case of fire, you have the chance to run first.
• *  You can check out everyone going up or down the hall in between the movie. And everyone also gets the chance to check you out.
• *  You get two movies to watch at a price of one. One for which you have gone and the other for which the couple sitting in front of you have gone. If lucky, you can even watch three movies at the same time.
• *  If people are brave, they can turn an action movie into a romantic one for you by the beautiful music of their love. You may call it remix!!
• *  Sometimes, you may feel that you are watching some 4-D or 5-D movie seeing your front seat shaking. Did you pay for this??
• *  You get motivation to get committed and pay back the society what you have got from it !!!

Hence proved, that corner seats are actually value for money. Do buy corner seat tickets and let the tradition follow. Next time you say it to you gf/bf that u didn't ask for corner seat. Think twice..you can actually use many of the above reasons to convince him/her that these are the only seats you should buy.

I know there are many more benefits. Keep pouring them as comments.