are you VIRGIN ??

It was saturday morning for me but afternoon for everyone else. I was sleeping leisurely with my pillow over my head keeping me away from all the noises this world makes..And suddenly my cell vibrated..I pick it up and the voice from other side was so sweet, that instead of putting it down again, I listened to it..It was like some 16yr old girl calling..And she said..

"Hi, good afternoon."

"Is this Tushar??"

I replied, "ya speaking."

She asked, "Is it right time to talk to u??"

I wanted to listen to her but wanna sleep also..Hate such calls while sleeping..But that sweet voice made me to hang up..

So, I replied, "Aapki marzi."

She said, "what??"

I again replied, "Aapki marzi."

She kept quiet and was smilling..

I asked, "whats there to smile??"

She said, "nothing."

I said with a bit forceful sound, "I guess u can tell me so that I can also smile."

She said, "I heard u said 'ARE YOU VIRGIN' instead of 'AAPKI MARZI'..."

I was smiling and she too..And chance pe dance marte hue I asked, "waise are you virgin??"

And she kept the phone saying, "bye, sleep tight."